May 2012
When people are talking about diets →
I’m just like: this blog is hilarious
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
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Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
You’ve been warned.  this blog is hilarious
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boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
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When someone is talking at the movies →
  this blog is epic
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When someone is talking at the movies →
  this blog is epic
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tumblr: 1 note
me: omg
tumblr: you posted this
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me: omg
tumblr: you posted this
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When you're in a public bathroom and you notice... →
this blog is epic
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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
Guess who got their homework done ?! this blog is epic
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me all the time: what am i even doing
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April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
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A collection of the Things I love →
are you a trap card because ive fallen for you  this blog is epic
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So you know how the Avengers was really good? →
I guess you could say It was Marvelous this blog is epic
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Love can wait. Hunger can't. →
this blog is epic
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just taking a nap →
this blog is epic
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