May 2012
When people are talking about diets →
I’m just like:
this blog is hilarious
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
You’ve been warned.
this blog is hilarious
boy: there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)
girl: yeah sure ;)
boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow
When someone is talking at the movies →
this blog is epic
When someone is talking at the movies →
this blog is epic
tumblr: 1 note
me: omg
tumblr: you posted this
tumblr: 1 note
me: omg
tumblr: you posted this
When you're in a public bathroom and you notice... →
this blog is epic
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
Guess who got their homework done ?!
this blog is epic
me all the time: what am i even doing
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
A collection of the Things I love →
are you a trap card because ive fallen for you
this blog is epic
So you know how the Avengers was really good? →
I guess you could say
It was Marvelous
this blog is epic
Love can wait. Hunger can't. →
this blog is epic
just taking a nap →
this blog is epic