August 2011
When you see someone do math without a calculator...

That dumb bitch who posts a stupid love status every five minutes.

Hogwarts on fire

My reaction:

My reaction if I see my school on fire:

When you're told to wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist.


i used to pretend to be a statue, untill i blinked…
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, she's not even back yet
and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!”

and when she finally comes, you’re like

when you hear the word "sex"
when your parents say it

when your friends say it

when the teacher say it

when someone HOT says it

When your family members say "Oh you're so pretty, you must be fighting off boys with a stick."

That moment when you're running late and you can't find what you're looking for







